10 Sexy Female Celebrities Who Haven’t Aged Well

Dude. Take a long look at yourself in the mirror and try not to scare yourself.

i'm going to a fancy dress as Kelly LeBrock. will anyone know who i'm supposed to be?

Who writes these smart articles is a fucking retarded person, who has nothing to do in his fucking life. Renting some shit hole and wants to be famous. Lets kill him, chop off his face and cuts his balls, because he has't have a dick.

Who posts these is fucking retarded!! Let's kill her and chop off your face and cut your balls!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, classic Gavin. been srsly pissed off today due to w/d but this has made me lol for a few mins at least.

Hilarious! I worked at heat for a year - and I couldn't stand the smug twats - "you're too fat", "you're too thin", "eat a burger". This made me laugh my ass off!

FUNNY.

Hey, I believe Nicole Eggert is hot again.

"Let's kill her." Nice comments Gavin. I wonder what you look like?

having your cake and eating it much? you can't be a vacuous superficial cunt - actually doing this article in the first place, and pretend you're so above it.

again, we get the joke. it's just not funny.

stuff

the writing is too sarcastic, too angry teenager

how can so many people not have understood that he is in no way criticising these women but in fact the opposite?!

funny, funny shit.

what a hilarious lesson in irony! gavin why don't you just fucking tattoo I LOVE IRONY on your forehead then post that on platform and simultaneously on street carnage every single fucking day till we get the message? takes less time.

Commenting sad angry intellectual arguments against the posts on platform 'cos you so deep and ting'.
IT'S JUST ABIT OF FUN.... now go out into the sunshine with your fake glasses an read your oscar wilde books in unison.... god speed

i can attack this....cause it stinks, peeeeuuuwwww

idiots.

goldie hawn has sagged in a bad way.

holy shit are some of you people dumb as bricks. He is making fun of those jock assholes on other websites and mens mags that say carrie fischer isn't as hot as she was when she was TWENTY. i cannot read these comments any more they make my blood boil.

"be clearer about your intentions next time"? do you not understand what a joke is? you really need things to be spelled out even more than they already were? you lazy, politically-correct asshole, that's not how making a funny works.
also, you're either a guy who's going through a 'male feminist' phase to get laid more often but is getting it wrong or you're an incredibly overly sensitive girl who annoys a lot of people by accusing everything of having some kind of misogynistic agenda. ugh.

Internet Hate Machine has had his say, and this is mine. If you disagree with my claim that the trouble with such crotchety franions is that they intend to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, then read no further. But being a generally genteel person, however, I instead bite my tongue until it bleeds. Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that monty the various keeps telling us that he defends the real needs of the working class, and those needs are slavery and a basic nourishing diet of beatings, cult of celebrity hardman/nun/strawman/strawhoregirl fodder and hard rations. Are we also supposed to believe that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostatic charge to one's psyche is to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function? Surely.

Internet may have the divine right to threaten the common good. He may have the right to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and grievously harm with intent to kill the career of anyone whose ideas he deems to be cheeky. But Internet crosses the line when he uses his bully pulpit to diminish society's inducements to good behavior. Every time he gets caught inciting the starting of wars, ruination of the environment, inventings of diseases or blights, and routinely promoting a hundred other things that maim, kill and rape people, he promises he'll never do so again (would you believe). Subsequently, his disciples inevitably jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they maintain, patronisation is the fundamentally essential key to world peace and tyranny. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that we can't just sit around and do nothing, but rather to weaken the critical links in his nexus of entrenched lexiphanicism-oriented vandalism. I correctly predicted that Sir Internet would pour more than a few drops of wormwood malaise into our general pitter patter of empty enthusiasm. Alas, I didn't think he'd do so this effectively - or this soon. And now, to end with a clever and suitably misplaced bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we stand divided, why not just lie down and think of new england? It'd be safer, and more friendly/loving. Internet Hate Machine's slimy, wormy, semi to illiterate auto-ultimata of banalization will quite possibly destroy or certainly discredit us all in record time, and can disrupt the discussion on a newsgroup, disseminate bad advice, and damage the feeling of trust in any newsgroup community.

The National Enquirer was founded in 1926 as The New York Evening Enquirer, a Sunday afternoon newspaper distributed throughout the city. It was founded by anti-Semite William Griffin in 1926 and became a voice for isolationism and fascist propaganda in the 1930s and 1940s, being indicted along with Griffin for sedition by a grand jury in 1942.

In 1953, Pope revamped the format from a broadsheet to a sensationlist tabloid focusing on sex and violence. The paper's editorial content became so salacious that Griffin was forced by the Mayor to resign from the city's Board of Higher Education in 1954. In 1957, Pope changed the name of the newspaper to The National Enquirer and changed its scope to national stories of sex and scandal. Pope worked tirelessly in the 1950s and 1960s to increase the circulation and broaden the tabloid's appeal. In the late 50s and through most of the 60s, the Enquirer was known for its gory and unsettling headlines and stories such as: "I Cut Out Her Heart and Stomped On It" (Sept. 8, 1963) and "Mom Boiled Her Baby And Ate Her" (1962). At this time the paper was sold on news stands and drugstores only. Pope stated he got the idea for the format and these gory stories from seeing people congregate around auto accidents. By 1966 circulation had risen to 1 million.

A photo editor, Bob Stevens, of The National Enquirer's parent company, AMI, received a poisonous letter with anthrax spores, in Boca Raton, Florida and was the first to die of the 2001 anthrax attacks after he opened the envelope. The entire AMI office complex in Boca Raton was closed, and remained fenced off for two years after the attack.

In 2006, the Enquirer was the first newspaper to reveal that O. J. Simpson had written a book, If I Did It. The story was immediately denied by Simpson's lawyer, but was confirmed by release of the book one month later.

Enquiring minds want to know.

Others just don't.

cool story bro

load of bollocks. shoosh.

TL:DR, immensely mundane

unreadable.

alphabetti spaghetti, bloody psychological vandals!

platform takes superficial to another level
YES I know its supposed t6 be satirical
but really now?

Should we forward this article to another feminist site for kicks and giggles?

Shhhh, let more people display their ignorance and stupidity. I want to really see how awful Platform's readership is.

Funny or not, the first 2 don't seem to have got the joke.

No, no, we all get the joke, (sophisticated as it was) it's just that it's not actually funny or making a very good point.

haha, these other people who commented completely missed the whole point of this article

YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE AS MUCH AS SOMEONE TO RINSE THEM.

your a prick, he is a prick too, but he made a career out of it. The cunt.

This article is so offensive it's amazing you still have your job. I'm assuming you are the type of person who believes that beauty is skin deep. I am also assuming you are not very attractive yourself. If this is supposed to be satire, you are clearly doing it wrong. Be clearer about your intentions next time.

U FUCKIN NIGGR JEW I BET U ETE CELANTRO, FAG

They have probably achieved more in 1 day than you will ever in your entire life. Pompous prick.