Nope, not the beer but the place. Some call it home, others don't even know it exists on a map, and all the county kids just come here to buy the drugs we ain't got the money to buy ourselves. Baltimore City is a great place to live indeed. Don't worry about the absurd crime rate, give that corrupt police department a nice warm one finger salute, stroll through that color-segregated neighborhood at night. Who cares! Not us youth. Leave that shit to the baby boomer's to deal with. We are too busy having the punks take over abandon churches, breaking into cars for some quick cash, eating a 48' pizza for lunch, and pissing on everything we touch.
