My lady-friend is a teacher, a molder of young minds, if you will, which is a noble profession, and much more important than anything I’ll ever do with my life. Probably. Until I sell my script based on my adventures writing a blog to Hollywood, in which case in your fucking face everyone.
Usually she teaches pretty standard elementary school books to the kids. Like this:
Or this:
But this other book she was reading last night sort of gave me pause. And a boner.
Let’s take a look inside, shall we? NSFW below, you big ninnies.
Here’s a couple pages from inside. I’m not, you know, making a judgment or anything. I’m just saying is all.
He loved it daily.
Especially Alex and Nate.
I couldn’t help thinking this book reminded me of something.
Oh right.