There’s nothing worse than two straight males making contact via sex parts. You know it felt weird and probably not that unpleasant, I know it felt weird and probably not that unpleasant- now let’s draw a line under it and move on.
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It's not nice to admit, but it's hard to watch this and not think "she seems pretty dumb, I bet she got where she is today by doing that a lot, but to people."
It's snowing. Ain't that great? Make some snow cocks yo.
If you 'like' Die Antwoord on Facebook, they put funny shit up. For guys from a weird part of the world, they really get 'it'. This particular video reminds us all how hilariously lowbrow and seedy the world is.
It's a few days til December but we've gotta get you in the mood for Christmas so you'll buy our advertisers' things. Like it or not, it's called capitalism, and it's what makes this nation better than North Korea. SSLLLLLAAAAYYYYEEERRRRR!
No description for this one because everything about it is amazing.
Who knew a Dennys in East Oakland would be the kind of place 'festivities got out of control'? Like the lady in the video says: DAMN, THEY TORE THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.
This geezer went to my school. He's not lying about bunking all his lessons, he used to practically live outside the chicken shop.
This has had over three million views in five days and most of those views were me.
Getting yelled at for doing something wrong is really excruciating, but sometimes you're like "fair enough", you apologise and clean up. Other times the guy yelling is such a dick about it, you know you've got to go back and fuck up his bush the next day.