When I was twelve, people would ask me if I could speak Indian. So as a joke I would start doing this; it got the laughs, no lie, it got laughs. But at what cost?
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Warrior prince Vladimir Putin expanded his already impressive presidential skill-set – martial arts, warfare, horse riding, assassinations, womanising, anger, global politics – to include showmanship last week, when he dazzled an audience of deranged Hollywood celebrities with this astonishing rendition of Fats Domino's Blueberry Hill. (Just look at Goldie Hawn, Gerard Depardieu, Mickey Rourke and Kevin Costner party down like he's not a sinister murdering dictator. Wow.)
Here at Platform we receive our fair share of angry comments and moody emails, but no one's got anything on this guy when it comes to being disliked by people with computers.
Miley Cyrus gets down like the rest of us. Have you seen the Family Guy skit where her dad gets her to put her Hannah Montana wig on so it makes it ok for him to fuck her? It's pretty funny.
It's been a slow day on the blog, so here's a video of Mike Tyson using noise music as his entrance song. I'd still fight him though, motherfucker I'd pay for the ring too. I want DMX to perform my entrance live, midgets muay thai boxing around me and rich white guys slapping my ass as I walk down to the ring.
So this charming lip-synch to that Taylor Swift song about how all women are untrustworthy whores has already “gone viral”, but for those of you rocking late passes, feel free to watch it here. And yeah, it’d be hotter if she was maybe 10-15 pounds fatter.
The rule with mash ups (even typing it makes me vomit) is that if you spot them on youtube you're allowed to listen to them, cock your head to the side and say something like, 'oh, that is clever', but you must never, ever play them in a club, because, wacky isn't sexy. DJ Yoda plays comedy festivals, annoying, right?
if you weren't sure what hip hop is, this middle aged white dance instructor is here to explain it to you.
It's not nice to admit, but it's hard to watch this and not think "she seems pretty dumb, I bet she got where she is today by doing that a lot, but to people."
There's nothing worse than two straight males making contact via sex parts. You know it felt weird and probably not that unpleasant, I know it felt weird and probably not that unpleasant- now let's draw a line under it and move on.