If you’re going to festivals just to watch the music then I think you’ve missed the point.

If you’re constantly checking the itinerary for when some band you’ve already seen five times is on you’re going to miss all the larking about in the bits you’re not supposed to go, probably not make out with anyone, take any weird drugs you found on the floor, make any new friends or laugh so hard you puke up a lung.

Watch bands on your own time, festivals are for having the best time ever.

PHOTOS: KYLE ROSS