Sometimes there’s nothing to do in the evenings. TV is shitty most week-nights and going to the pub is fine but drinking costs a lot and the next day at work is annoying. What are you going to do? Playing video games is the most pointless exercise of all time, it doesn’t bring you closer to your buddies and it’s not exactly a story to tell the next day. I guess you could take long walks and stuff but what if it’s cold?

There is pretty much only one option left, really. You and your friends should give each other homemade tattoos. Here is a brief guide to how to do it, sort of.

PHOTOGRAPHY: TOM BEARD