Posts by Robert Foster

She must have realized what she’d done immediately and got that feeling you get when you make a ‘your mum’ joke and realize that the guy you made it to has a dead mum. It’s out there now Holly, and you can’t take it back!

Yep. This is a whole B&B episode. They’re all on Youtube, what are you waiting for? They’re short so you can get away with watching this shit at work - you can probs get away with one episode an hour, as reward for a solid 54 minutes of work. Go on, treat yourself!

Improv wasn’t as big over here as it was in the states, but at some point in the eighties it was on a par with sleeping with your secretary in the mid life crisis stakes. Is that a real life Tobias Funke?

A big fizzy drink fight in the park, but with grown ups! Make fun of it all you want, but this is exactly how decent, thinking people feel about silent disco flashmobs. Twitter can go fuck itself.

If you hate crusts you are going to love the Sand De Panda! the best bit in this is: “PORK AND BEANS!!” *opens can*, (whispers), “pork and beansss…”. Japanese people are weeeeeird!

Yeah he looks ridiculous but he proves how committed he is to the scene in the last 20 seconds, and you’ve got to respect commitment. I bet Josh never committed to anything in his whole life. I hate Josh.

Laura Wolf of Internet Forever has put out a Cerebral Ballzy cassette. To celebrate this she made Platform a paranormal mixtape because she loves UFOs and the X-Files. The truth is out there etc. etc.

Filmmaker, writer, actor, deviant and friend to the stars- Kenneth Anger loves Aleister Crowley, pretending he was a child star, making movies about Lucifer and writing books about Hollywood’s dildo-addled past. He’s one of Robert Foster’s heroes.

Robert Foster just spent a weekend in the Midlands listening to heavy metal at the Download festival. Download is the worst name for a festival ever invented, but he had a great time. Wanna see what he did there?

It’s summer and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! Prepare for three months of feeling guilty for staying inside in the daytime, hating your job the most ever, sitting on roofs, summer dresses and pale skin going red. Here’s 9 great ways to fuck off the internet for three months and do things with your friends in real life.