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Shaved Pole Dancing Asian Slut
Oh man did I get you with that title! I know you think you’re Tony Montana when you go to a strip club but those girls just see you the way Cheryl Cole saw that guy who fell over giving her a gift during X Factor: inadequate, hopeless, desperate, poor and with no fucking chance ever.
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Black Flag Advert
Yeah, you tell that Duran Duran bitch what’s up with Black Flag.
FULLY FLARED, FULLY GIRL
Spike Jonze has got the shitty boss look down. “You want me to fuck your skull? Stop texting while I’m talking…”
Rap News
Righteous rap by skinny guys with glasses is the worst, whether it’s a little funny or not, it’s still the smuggest shit in the world. Wait, what? That’s my fucking name in there!
New Cross Machete Day
New Cross: still pretty gully. I like the student-y commentary too, “I reckon at least a ten mill on Youtube!” etc etc. We’re all dorks about this sort of thing when we see it up close. Is this old or anything? It better not be a viral. We don’t know, someone called Oliver Conway left this on our facebook. Thanks Oliver!
Buckle Up
I’m resurrecting this stupid Videodrone section that I hate just so as I can show you this.
Deadzilla/Ch**lie Sh**n
Some guy just dumped this on our Facebook. Because the internet moves so incredibly fast it’s already out of date, but full marks for trying! This’ll be illegal when Charlie copyrights all his stupid phrases.
Biology DJ Convention, Clapham Common, 1989
This here’s some great vintage rave footage. Takes me back (to being 6 and having nothing to do with rave), it’s a great watch, looks like it was fun back then. Also, check out the guy with the Boglin at 5:45!
Supreme/Gaga Again
How did we miss this little video while we were feeling all funny in our swimsuit areas about the Gaga/Richardson/Supreme photos last month? It’s funny when they’re doing star jumps together.
Growing Up
15 years after puberty started, all this is still going on with me.
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