Blaise, the guy who actually got it together to make this site happen in the first place, has a real problem with doing competitions on here. He thinks it’s dumb or tacky or something. Lucky for yous guys, he’s in France on holiday til tomorrow. If you’d like a pair of tickets ( or rather, a guestlist +1) to go see this strange but pretty fucking amazing lineup of bands, then email us a photo of you swearing at your boss while his back is turned, and we’ll choose the best two. Send your photos here. Word. (I reckon if you do this the odds are going to be in your favour, I’m expecting 4 people are serious enough to do this at most…)

Here are some videos of the acts you’ll get to see if you dare to swear:

You’ve got Earache Records to thank for the tickets, btw. See you there…