Hey, so there’s this guy called Jared Loughner who just shot an American political figure at a supermarket. Yeah, I was surprised that anyone other than Koreans was allowed to commit massacres in America anymore. Anyway, turns out he’s got his own Youtube channel full of “thought-provoking” stoned-ass conspiracy theory videos about what it means to “be the mind controller” set to what sounds like Cannibal Ox instrumentals. It’s like my second-year university flatshare, except with less Tekken 4 tournaments and more, you know, homicidal fear of the sexual virility of the black male president.
