I’ve never done acid because I think my subconscious mind is a dark and terrible place, but of course, that’s what all scared pussies say. Once I did too many mushrooms and lay in a forest clearing, hallucinating that little flying demons were trying to get inside me and possess me by flying into my nostrils and mouth, I remember thinking ‘this isn’t even a little bit fun’.

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