Remember before Christmas when I tried to teach you how to get the girl or boy of your dreams with Volume 1 of Henny Moan’s Lurve Mixes? Did it work? I’ve got some more tips for you to go with Volume 2.

It’s Valentine’s Day on Monday, and girls (exspeciallee the kind of girls you guys like) will be pretending they’re over it because they’re into roughing it with sneakerhead freelance designers who make less than a grand a month. But pull it out the bag and think of something other than “cinema, then Nandos” to do on this special day and she will be psyched because she wasn’t expecting that move from your affable but mainly stinky, boozy, unshaven and slovenly self. Blame it on some sort of decline in old fashioned values, but some girls under 28 have never been bought flowers, for instance, so why not try that to start with and go from there?

TheLurvTapesVol.2 by Henny Moan

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You’re WELCOME!