You might have known this for years, but it’s news to us: house didn’t come from a bunch of gay black guys in Chicago, it was invented by a well spoken British lady called Delia Derbyshire at some point in the 60′s (everyone was well spoken back then, it was so nice). Look at this:

Cool huh? And she was kind of a babe too. Find out more here. She didn’t write the notes, but she was the one who made the Doctor Who theme sound so cool! And The Orb ripped her off too: