Hello folks. We’ve never tried to sell you anything before, at least not directly. Sure, it’d be nice if you clicked through on our advertisers’ banners once in a while so they know the money they gave us was worth it, but otherwise we’ve not asked for a penny from you.
Today though, we’re trying something new.
About a month ago we wrote about how a guy called Dave Carnie who used to edit Big Brother Magazine -the Larry Flynt affiliated funnest magazine of all time (which happened to be about skateboarding) that eventually spawned a little TV show called Jackass, which you may have heard of- was publishing a collection of his Big Brother writings, and calling that collection Boob (download some back issues of Big Brother here, you’ll get the vibe, and you’ll love it).
It was clearly going to be funny as hell; snarky, witty, fun and irreverent in, well, the same way we are (if we say so ourselves), because we’ve been ripping off his style since forever.
Excited by the prospect of said publication, we tried to get hold of a copy of Boob because buying Big Brother back issues on eBay is getting costly, but it turns out no one stocked it over here in the UK, because we’re not very forward thinking as a nation.
So, we convinced our money guy to spend a load of our hard earned cash on importing a bunch of copies so we could get all evangelical about Big Brother and one of our biggest ‘writing like a wise-cracking adolescent’ heroes. We also got in touch with Dave himself and he agreed to a) answer some questions to convince you guys to buy the book and b) sign the first 30 books we got for you so as to make them extra special.
Below is what the book looks like from the outside, but you know what they say about judging books by that, so click here for a few reviews and a particularly unpleasant excerpt.
Dave was at Big Brother for 14 years, so that’s a lot of writing. In this massive 720 page tome you’ll be treated to the entire catalogue of Dave Carnie’s most delightful stories about penis pumps, enemas, Depends Olympics, Bong Olympics, Slayer at Disneyland, the infamous Andy Roy interview, porn stars who shoot fire out of their butts, his amazing cat Gary, the Poocano, Aggressive Street Dancing, Aggressive Sheep Herding, and all kinds of other cool stuff. All written about like it was your hilarious buddy telling you a story at a bar, with pictures too.
Boob also has exclusive interviews with people from the world of skateboarding such as Louie the Chimp (skateboarding monkey), Jarret Barry (professional homosexual skateboarder), Larry Flynt (professional pornographer), and many more famous skateboard and non skateboard personalities.
So, what are you waiting for? Go straight ahead and buy the (signed! don’t forget the first 30 are signed!) book (£19.99, but it’s 720 pages and it’s got colour pictures too), just trust us, it’s a great read. Click right here:
